Tracks

CD 1

1. Les Barker: Guide Cats for the Blind (4.13)
2. Ken Bruce: Across the Plains of Africa (1.42)
3. Mike Harding: The Curse of the House of the Baskervilles (5.52)
   from Mrs Ackroyd Superstar
4. Ned Sherrin: Stamped Addressed Antelope (1.15)
5. Sarah Kennedy: Sprouts (1.23)
6. Sir Jimmy Young: Reg the Vegetable Gardener (1.34)
7. Bill Caddick: Custard Creams (3.49)
   from Tubular Dogs
8. Gerard McDermott: Waste Not, Want Not (3.10)
9. Brian Perkins: Shipping Forecast (1.39)
10. Sally Boazman: Crawl of the Light Brigade (2.33)
11. Johnnie Walker: The Man Next Door’s a Burglar (1.08)
12. June Tabor: Git a Long Little Dogie (2.50)
    from Tubular Dogs
13. Heinz Wolff: Administerium and the Science of Unclear Physics (4.23)
14. Nonny James: Nobody Hugs a Hedgehog (1.30)
15. Allan Beswick: Jehovah’s Witness at the Door (5.25)
16. Ryan Kelly: Blessed Are the Meek (1.59)
17. Cyril Tawney: Sammy’s Bar Revisited (2.41)
18. Nicholas Parsons: Amnesia (3.11)
19. Paul Gambaccini: The Last But One of the Mohicans (1.33)
20. Dave Cash + Five Guide Cats of Arijaba: Detritus / Tu Haiku (4.16)

CD 2

21. Sic Transit: Sidney (2.50)
22. Terry Wogan: Have You Got Any News of the Iceberg? (2.03)
23. Nonny James: Spot of the Antarctic (3.11)
24. Roy Hudd: An Infinite Number of Occasional Tables (2.01)
25. Bernard Wrigley: The Man Who Was Eaten By His Own Bum (3.38)
26. Charlotte Green: VoiceMail (1.47)
27. Billy Butler: It Was the Surprise More Than Anything (1.59)
28. Martin Carthy: Hard Cheese of Old England (2.53)
    from Oranges and Lemmings
29. Peter White: I Can’t Find My Camouflage Net (1.05)
30. Dave Cash: Detritus (2.37)
31. Brian Matthew: The Dog Formerly Known as Prince (0.35)
32. Galliard: The Unigate Milkman (3.52)
33. Trevor Peacock: Captain Indecisive (3.40)
34. Roger Lloyd Pack: One Legged Horse (2.35)
35. Cyril Tawney: Lassie Free and Easy (2.40)
36. Ian MacMillan: Ancient Mariner.Com (2.12)
37. Nicky Campbell: The Phoenix (1.30)
38. Genevieve Tudor: Everything Glows (2.40)
39. Mark and Lard: Jason and the Arguments (4.40)
40. Les Barker: Déjà Vu (4.31)

All tracks Les Barker except
Tracks 8, 20 Les Barker, Lever;
Track 21 Les Barker, Thompson;
Track 25 Les Barker, Bernard Wrigley;
Track 38 Les Barker, Cole Porter

Tracks

1. John Humphrys: The Stealth Comma (1.55)
2. Joss Ackland: If (1.49)
3. Harvey Andrews & John Shepherd: Missing Persians File (2.49)
4. Prunella Scales: A Crufts Conversation (1.56)
5. Les Barker: Cosmo the Fairly Accurate Knife Thrower (4.15)
6. Emma Chambers: I Don’t Like My Boomerang (2.08)
7. Tom Paxton: Will the Turtle Be Unbroken (4.25)
8. Timothy West & Prunella Scales: My Snails Have Not Yet Arrived (2.44)
9. Jeremy Vine: Napoleon’s Circular Retreat from Reading (2.49)
10. Nonny James: Lorna the Library Book Burglar (2.40)
11. Genevieve Tudor: Travel Iron (2.10)
12. Ed Stewart: Spot Was Not Like the Rest (1.30)
13. Steve Tilston: Dipsticks & Seals (5.24)
14. Frank Hennessy: Death by Daffodils (3.02)
15. Ryan Kelly: Self Knowledge (1.17)
16. Roger Lloyd Pack: Non Sequitors (1.51)
17. Rodney Bewes: One-Way Cul-de-Sac (1.41)
18. Sic Transit: The King of Rome (2.21)
19. Desmond Carrington: The Undead Parrot (3.03)
20. Gerard McDermott: King Harold Was a Ventriloquist (3.59)
21. Trevor Peacock: A Very English Thing (2.56)
22. The Mrs Ackroyd Band: The Lemmings Reunion (4.33)

Tracks

1. Dave Cash: The Franco-Prussian War of the Spanish Succession (3.57)
2. Nonny James: Top Cat, White Tie and Tails (2.18)
3. Roger Lloyd Pack: Knot (3.01)
4. Joss Ackland: An Admission (1.28)
5. Robert Lindsay: The Mask of Mono (2.27)
6. Les Barker: The Church of the Wholly Undecided (3.57)
7. Jenny Agutter: Bungee Jumping for Lemmings (1.29)
8. Tim Brooke-Taylor: Mute Swan (0.12)
9. Edward de Souza: Disaster at Sea (0.43)
10. Prunella Scales: No May (1.26)
11. Trevor Peacock: Inconsonants (3.24)
12. Tony Hawks: I Used to Be a Singer in a Rock Band (1.16)
13. Tessa Peake-Jones: Acupuncture (2.05)
14. Tim Brooke-Taylor: The Author’s Story (2.46)
15. Andrew Sachs: On Performing Poetry (0.06)
16. Jenny Agutter: Garden Waste (2.55)
17. Michael Cochrane: Home Improvement (1.40)
18. Peter Donaldson: My Phone’s Out of Order (2.39)
19. Judi Spiers: Go Stay and Fetch (1.33)
20. Andrew Sachs: Leonardo Da Thingy (3.06)
21. Ken Bruce: MacPherson’s Lament (0.59)
22. Norma Dixit: Reg Was a Lonely Glow Worm (2.36)
23. Gerard McDermott: The Y Files (3.35)
24. Joss Ackland: Oh Lord When I Die (2.21)
25. Christopher Cazenove: Chronology (2.25)
26. Clare Balding and Jimmy McGrath: The Charge of the Late Brigade (1.44)
27. Edward de Souza: The Secret (0.11)

Tracks

CD 1

1. Nik Kershaw: What Is (3.17)
2. The Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Rowan Williams: The Lost Elephants of Denbigh (1.50)
3. John Benns with Fairport Convention feat. Wurzel: Quasi B Goode (3.31)
   from Where Would You Rather Be Tonight?
4. Mikey Hughes: Non Stick Pan (1.43)
5. The Mrs Ackroyd Band: Hip Hop Hamlet (3.01)
6. Roger Lloyd Pack: Fishing for Sheep (1.30)
7. Keith Donnelly: Cat Nav (2.53)
8. Bob Harris: The Nine Banded Armadillo (1.08)
9. The Austin Lounge Lizards: Arnold (4.23)
10. James Naughtie: Apocalypse Yesterday (1.18)
11. Nonny James: Send in the Cones (2.44)
12. Norma Dixit: A Faulty Stereo (2.16)
13. Simon Mayor and Hilary James: She Moved Through the Fair (3.53)
14. Gary O’Donoghue: Who Can You Ask When You’re God? (0.59)
15. Sniff Patrol: Dachshunds With Erections (2.26)
16. Barry Farrimond: Us Goldfish (2.47)
17. Jez Lowe: You Won’t Like Tom Jones (2.53)
18. Shirley Henderson: The Lonely Little Lemming (1.54)
19. Edward de Souza: Absent Friends (1.04)
20. Richard Briers: Flat Earth (0.16)
21. Jill Grant and Alan Berry: Hunting the Cutty Wren (4.06)
22. Bernard Wrigley: I Can’t Believe It’s Not Beef Dripping (2.27)
23. Ken Galipeau: I Can’t Find My Invisibility Cloak (4.08)
24. Jeremy Taylor: Shi Tsu (2.55)
25. George Hamilton IV: A Bunch of Mimes (3.51)

CD 2

26. Chumbawamba: I Drive a Four By Four Four Door Fortress (3.35)
27. Alan Titchmarsh: Mid Life Crocus (1.12)
28. Reg Webd: You’ll Never Get to New Orleans (4.13)
29. Les Barker: Sex Is Better Than Poetry (5.48)
30. Dave Cash: The Verb to Be (4.34)
31. Bernard Cribbins: Odd Socks (1.48)
32. The King’s Singers: Auntie Beryl’s New PC (3.37)
33. Richard Briers: Why Don’t They Write It on the Side? (2.43)
34. The Haley Sisters feat. Ric Sanders: Roseville Fair (3.20)
35. Shep Wooley: The Ballad of Cosmo McGrew (5.38)
36. Isla St Clair: The De’il’s Awa’ Wi’ the Exercise Bike (1.06)
37. Charles Collingwood: Je Ne Sais Quoi (1.34)
38. Norma Waterson: My Husband’s Got No Porridge in Him (3.44)
    from Gnus and Roses
39. Susan Jameson: The Duvet Cover (2.37)
40. Louis de Berniere with Tom Bliss: Hedgehogs (2.03)
41. Sian Phillips: Seeing Is Retrieving (0.59)
42. Wheeler Street feat. Roy Bailey: Ben Kenobi (3.02)
43. Edward de Souza: Cosmo, Prince of Denmark (3.21)
44. Dan and Gene: Sloop John A (6.00)

Tracks

CD 1

1. Skuffle: Tortoise from Hell (3.46)
2. Julia Hills: Herding Cats (2.27)
3. Les Barker: The Inflatable Boy (2.18)
4. John Conolly: Fiddlers’ Greenberg (3.11)
5. Bernard Cribbins: Eeyore’s Speech from Piglet (4.46)
6. Nonny James: Have You Got Any News of the Iceberg? (2.47)
7. Bob Williamson: Kippers for Tea (3.14)
8. Jon Briggs: Weakest Link (1.56)
9. Linda Bellingham: Why Don’t They Write It on the Side? (3.40)
10. June Tabor: The January June (2.31)
    from Gnus and Roses
11. James Bolam: The Atheist and the Bear (1.41)
12. Gaynor Faye: I’ve Been Hiding My Light Under a Bushel (1.20)
13. Mrs Ackroyd Band: O Sole Mio (4.08)
14. Eric Allen: I Wandered Lonely As a Cloud (1.48)
15. Toyah Willcox: Pearl (2.46)
16. John Scott Cree: Rolls Royce Blues (3.13)

CD 2

17. The Mrs Ackroyd Band: Llanfair­pwll­gwyngyll­gogerychwyrnd­robwllllanti­sili­ogogogoch (3.24)
    from Oranges and Lemmings
18. Elaine C Smith: Runner Up, the Wonder Horse (1.32)
19. Jeremy Irons: Scott of East Acton (4.31)
20. Tom Bliss: Van Gogh (3.06)
21. Sue Jameson: Procrastination (1.11)
22. Alex Lester: Henry V (3.35)
23. Ken Galipeau: No One Wants to Meet a Skunk (2.45)
24. Jon Briggs: The Surveyor (1.13)
25. Cindy Kent: Seven Deadly Sins (3.56)
26. John Scott Cree: Slow Feet Blues (2.48)
27. Norma Dixit: Why Do Cafes Close at Teatime? (2.03)
28. Michael Palin: The Man Who Is Everywhere Else (2.38)
29. Eileen McGann: I Live Not Near the Louvre (3.12)
30. Ann Widdecombe: Upwards (1.00)
31. Jon Briggs: Dave (0.42)
32. John Tams with Coope Boyes & Simpson: On and On (4.39)
33. Edward de Souza: Mange Tout (1.59)