The Little Piece of Wang
A.L. Lloyd sang The Little Piece of Wang live at the Top Lock Folk Club, Runcorn, on November 5, 1972. This concert was published in 2010 on the Fellside CD An Evening with A.L. Lloyd. Paul Adams commented in the sleeve notes:
Bert described this type of song as ‘folk religious’. The ‘folk’ were not averse to lifting biblical characters and making up songs to feature them. Some have a more serious content than others (The Cherry Tree Carol and The Bitter Withy), but this one is lighthearted. Most songs turn the characters into ‘normal’ people with whom the audience can identify. Treating the songs as a way of explaining natural phenomena to largely uneducated audience might explain the purpose of some songs in this genre, but is probably stretching a point with this one. A ‘wang’ is a small piece of leather used to sew the top of a shoe to the sole.
A.L. Lloyd sings The Little Piece of Wang
Come all you sons of piety and listen to my dirge,
Some say it's just a pack of lies, but it's gospel, every word.
When God made father Adam, well, He laughed and danced and sang
And He sewed up Adam's belly with a little piece of wang.
And when the God had finished He found He'd measured wrong
For when that wang was knotted it was just a bit too long
God said, “I've made a blunder here but I think I'll let it hang.”
So He left on Adam's belly, that little piece of wang.
And when the God made Mother Eve, it fairly made Him snort
For He found the wang He sowed with, it was just a bit too short.
God said, “It leaves a bit of a gap, but I don't give a damn.
She can fight it out with Adam for that little piece of wang.”
So ever since that distant day when the human race began
There's been a constant battle between the woman and the man.
but if you ask the woman and the man, they would agree
They don't care if that battle lasts through all eternity.