The Swapping Song / The Foolish Boy
The Swapping Song is from Cecil Sharp's English Folk Song for Schools. Shirley Collins recorded it in a two day session in London in 1958 for her 1960 LP False True Lovers. She also sang this song as The Foolish Boy in 1959 or 1960 on her Collector EP English Songs Volume 2.
Mummers of Dorchester, Dorset sang Wim Wam Waddles on the anthology Songs of Animals and Other Marvels (The Folk Songs of Britain Volume 10; Caedmon 1961; Topic 1970).
Cyril Tawney sang The Foolish Boy on his 1970 Argo album Cyril Tawney Sings Children’s Songs from Devon and Cornwall.
Peggy Seeger sang The Swapping Song on the 1971 Argo Records anthology The Word of Folk.
Troy Penfold sang Wim Wim Wobble O in a recording made by Sam Richards and Tish Stubbs in between 1974 and 1980 on the 1981 Folkways record An English Folk Music Anthology.
The Claque sang I Went to London in 2008 on their WildGoose CD Sounding Now. They noted:
I Went to London is from the singing of Karl Peachey of Devon. It belongs to the family of swapping and lying songs where a singer would try to out-claim the fantastic declarations of the singer who sang the previous verse, often holding some token that would be passed around. Our great claim is that we, once, nearly got this completely right in performance. At Cheltenham, Tom’s phone went off just as he was about to sing his bit. We didn’t flinch!
Jeff Davis with Brian Peters on chorus sang The Foolish Boy as collected by Cecil Sharp from Fitzhugh Droghan, Berea, KY, on 22 May 1917, in 2013 on their CD Sharp's Appalachian Harvest. They commented in the liner notes:
Droghan, an earnest young student at Berea College, was, Sharp noted, “only interested in songs that contain ‘great thoughts’ and regards the fool songs as something of beneath his intellectual notice.” Might he have been more interested if he had known that The Foolish Boy is an old English nursery rhyme, its story found in the folk tales of [Hans Christian Andersen] and the Grimms? Often called Swapping Song, it was widely known on both sides of the Atlantic, and has been recorded by many, including Shirley Collins and Burl Ives. To imagine that the verse implying electoral corruption might be an American addition, would reveal a too-rosy view on British balloting.
Andy Turner sang this song as Old John Braddalum as the 23 August 2014 entry of his blog A Folk Song a Week.
Shirley Collins sings The Swapping Song
My father died and I can't tell how,
He left me six horses to follow the plough.
Chorus (after each verse):
With a wim-wim-wobble-o
Bubble-o, pretty boy, over the brow.
So I sold the horses and I bought a cow,
But how for to milk her I didn't know how.
So I sold the cow and I bought a calf,
I never made a bargain but I lose the better half.
So I sold the calf and I bought a cat,
The pretty little thing in the corner sat.
I sold the cat and I bought a mouse,
It set fire to its tail and burnt down my house.
Peggy Seeger sings The Swapping Song
When I was a little boy I lived by myself
And all the bread and cheese I got I laid it on the shelf
Chorus (after each verse):
To my wing-wong waddle, to my Jack Straw saddle,
To my jolly fair faddle, to my long way home!
Well, the rats and the mice, they led me such a life
That I had to go to London for to get myself a wife
The roads were so rocky and the lanes were so narrow
That I had to bring her home in an old wheelbarrow
My foot slipped and I got me such a fall,
Down came wheelbarrow, little wife and all
I swapped my wheelbarrow and I got me a horse
Then I rode home from cross to cross
I swapped my horse and I got me a mule
Then I rode home like a doggone fool
I swapped my mule, I got me a cow
And in that trade I learned just how
I swapped my cow and I got me a calf
And I ever got a bargain, I just just half
I swapped my calf and I got me a sheep
Then I rode till I fell asleep
I swapped my sheep and I got me a hen
Oh! what a pretty thing I had then!
I swapped my hen and I got me a rat
I sat it on a haystack to keep it from the cat
I swapped my rat, I got me a mouse
Its tail caught afire and burned our little house
I swapped my mouse, I got me a mole
And the dog-gone thing went straight to the hole!